Jumping the shark, an Australian
scientist *activist has reached peak drivel. Even reaching the Kingdom’s shores at Bishop Hill’s.
Yes folks, we may have reached peak climate drivel, with the news that we are being saved from impending climate disaster by the heroic actions of a hardy bunch of…sharks.
Ho much more ridiculous can you get, this Much:
Big news: A new endogenous forcing found for climate change — sharks. For millions of years you thought predator-prey relationships were just about big fish having dinner, but not so, they are climate forcings. Sharks cool the planet, and stop storms, floods, droughts and malaria. Crabs, on the other hand, pollute like a coal company. It’s a miracle that the planet made it through the last billion years without the EPA managing the shark-crab numbers thing. This ABC interview inspired me to channel the spirit of neolithic science.
The dusken-shark doth smite the naughty fishies and give us nice weather
New research has found that sharks play an important role in preventing climate change, warning that overfishing and culling sharks is resulting in more carbon being released from the seafloor.
“Sharks, believe it or not, are helping to prevent climate change,” said Dr Peter Macreadie, an Australian Research Council Fellow from Deakin University and one of the paper’s authors.
Sharks: Good. Crabs and Turtles: Bad. Kill those turtles!
“Turtles, crabs, certain types of worms, stingrays — these animals that are overabundant to do with loss of predators used to keep their numbers in check,” Dr Macreadie said.
Someone send a note to Greenpeace — those turtle eggs are killing the planet. […] Read it all
Those *climatists and Paris-ites are getting more ridiculous by the hour. Perhaps they own VW diesel SUVs too?
Update, this crocodile failed to eat anyone, but just returning from BoM offices next to Broome airport at high tide.
Croc missed his flight…
Crocodile at airport